Terrible Twilight Tattoos

A long time  ago I covered disturbing twilight merchandise, but I knew it was only a matter of time until someone walked into an ink shop and asked for a tat of the Cullen family crest. It's just so gangsta. Here is just a sampling of some of the most terribly awesome Twilight tattoos.


Going for realism, this person got a tat of Robert Pattinson's signature.


It's never a good idea to have the word "stupid" etched on your skin for life.

Some Twilight tats are just poorly executed. I recognize the chess piece and the ribbon, but is that a puzzle piece in the back?
 This Twilight mom wears her fandom on her sleeve...uh I mean back. Her grandkids must be so proud.

 The Cullen crest as a tramp stamp. I have no words.

I am just praying that this guy's name is Cullen.

 Umm I don't think that's Robert Pattinson. With that hairdo he looks more like Cameron Diaz from There's Something about Mary. Or he could be one of the Hardy Boys.

 Edward's macro-sized jaw is creeping me out.

 Is this Edward Cullen or the Terminator?

 I'm pretty sure he did it for the nookie.

  This one actually propelled me away from the computer screen. Who can resist Edward Cullen's creepy pedo-gaze at the checkout line at Wal-Mart? He sees you when you're shopping....

 Just in case you forgot your book, you can read the first chapter of Twilight on her back.

 That is going to stretch out nicely when she has kids.

 I just love that this photo came from someone's Myspace.

Best (or worst?) tramp stamp ever!

So, which terrible Twilight tattoo is your favorite?

Please leave a comment.

Update: Another Twi-Mamma's back tattoo and a guy with Jacob Black's wolf pack tat.




Comments

  1. DrunkethWizerdDecember 29, 2010 at 12:29 PM

    At least the last two got a little style. The rest of them are pretty damn horrendous!!1

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  2. Monster ScholarDecember 29, 2010 at 12:39 PM

    I think the Wal-Mart Twi-Mom's hit me the hardest. It's so disturbing as she coasts past the Kool Aide display with a kid in her cart.

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  3. CRwMDecember 29, 2010 at 1:22 PM

    I like how the long quotation looks, but admittedly, almost every long quotation tat gets disappointing when you read it. Whatever is so important that it moves somebody to tattoo it on their flesh is inevitably personal. Reading it never communicates that power.

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  4. Frank WhiteDecember 29, 2010 at 1:36 PM

    I'm surprised at the number of dudes in these pics. Doesn't the appeal of this franchise skew heavily toward the fairer sex, or have I totally missed something whilst living in a cave with my fingers in my ears?

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  5. christianDecember 29, 2010 at 1:43 PM

    I am not going to sleep well tonight and it's (kind of) your fault.

    Ai ai ai.

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  6. Monster ScholarDecember 29, 2010 at 3:08 PM

    I totally agree CRwM, the long quote was overkill and it's not the only one out there.

    Knarf, I don't think you missed anything I am just as perplexed by the male interest in Twilight. I am updating this post with pics of a guy who got the Jacob wolf pack circle. wtf?

    Glad I could help Christian!

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  7. UnknownDecember 30, 2010 at 1:40 PM

    If even half of these are legit, and not Photshopped to a brilliant degree, then I weep for society.

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  8. Monster ScholarDecember 31, 2010 at 2:14 AM

    Weep Fox. Weep

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