Fast Forward Features and Don't Forget to Vote!
Just another reminder to vote for me in the Ms. Horror Blogosphere contest over at the Vault of Horror . Voting ends Friday December 4th. Moving on, welcome to the first installment of Fast Forward Features here at Monster Land. I have the bad habit of fast forwarding through movies and whenever there’s a lull in the action, my trigger finger just itches to press the remote. Now my bad habit is being put to our advantage with Fast Forward Features. In short, I watch these movies so you don’t have to. First up is AVPR, the thrilling sequel to the blockbuster hit Alien versus Predator (note the sarcasm). John Deer and John Deer Jr. discover the remains of a crashed predator ship containing the PredAlien and a number of face suckers. The face suckers escape and attack the intrepid duo. John Deer shoots one of the face suckers, splashing the creature’s acid blood on his arm which eats through his flesh, causing the arm to fall off. Needless to say, both the kid and the father end up suckin...